Chapter 3: Simp Streams and Secrets

[Man, why can’t I get this kind of luck?]

[Being a simp for a day is fun for a day, being a simp for life is fun for life.]

[Is simping really this easy? If it is, I’m going downstairs right now.]

These live comments have been around ever since the system picked me to be a simp.

But apparently, only I can see them—nobody else notices.

At first, it was weird, but over time, I started to find them kind of amusing.

The day passed peacefully.

After work, I moved on to my next simp mission.

Aubrey’s video call came through right on schedule.

I’d already changed into the garish pink suit she sent me from Amazon.

I never meet her in person—we only chat online.

That’s her rule.

She’s not hard to please.

Just a little... eccentric.

On screen, Aubrey narrowed her eyes, looking me up and down with a satisfied grin.

"Look at you, actually following directions for once. C’mon, say my name, Ethan. Make it cute."

On the other end, Aubrey’s cheeks flushed as she made her request.

[Wow, out of the four, she’s definitely the kinkiest.]

[Yeah, only Ethan’s iron will to make money could handle this. Anyone else would’ve cracked by now.]

[But honestly, Aubrey is exactly my type—busty, cute, and a little wild. Not a bad deal...]

[Dude, you’re built different. I’d have rage-quit this simping game on Day 2.]

I called her name in several different tones.

After all, what she likes most is my voice.

From what I know, the guy she has a crush on already has a fiancée, and she’s never had the courage to confess.

And my voice just happens to sound exactly like his.

So, here we are.

She projects all her deepest desires for her crush onto me.

Of course, those desires are... a bit hard to talk about.

Aubrey bit her lip, then suddenly smiled and said proudly, "You know, most people don’t call me Aubrey. They call me Pixie."

Her room looked like a Lisa Frank fever dream—LED strips, Funko Pops, and more pink than a Valentine’s aisle at Target. Her lips curled into a teasing grin that could get a guy in trouble in any time zone.