Chapter 4: Pepper Plan Activate

As I reach hostel door, I hear Aisha dey boast.

"Uncle Musa just message me. This time Ngozi go collect query! Maybe dem go even expel am."

"Aisha, you and Uncle Musa dey close sha..."

Funmi voice come low:

"About that NYSC recommendation wey I ask before..."

"No worry, na small thing."

So na so e be.

Last semester, I run pass Aisha for GPA, but na she chop scholarship. For Naija school, who sabi teacher dey win pass who sabi book. I win campus debate contest, but na she represent school. All the things wey I no understand before, now clear.

The way Naija school politics dey go, if you no get person for authority, e go hard to get your due. People go dey play padi-padi, dey form 'my girl' for teacher front. Me, I just dey on my own, na why dem dey ride me.

But abeg, I get bigger wahala. I need catch that pervert. I don tire to dey wear disposable panties everyday.

I open my Jumia app. Suddenly, one product catch my eye:

[Colorless, odorless concentrated pepper extract, must-have for home defense]

I click check details.

[Extracted from Cameroon pepper, dey work in 10 seconds, last for 48 hours]

Na this one I need.

I message customer service:

[Abeg, you sure say this pepper hot pass ata rodo?]

Dem reply sharp-sharp:

[No worry~ Our pepper extract pure die~ Even elephant go cry!]

Correct.

I order am quick. For remarks, I write:

[Urgent, abeg package am well, make e confidential]

My body dey ginger. For Naija, person no fit dull if dem dey target you. Na you go find solution for yourself, no trust anybody to help you.