Chapter 1: Monkey Don Enter Group

Na as him dey scroll him phone for midnight, network just misbehave, next thing, invitation land—before e fit say jack, Sani don enter Pilgrimage to the East WhatsApp group. On top Okpoko Hills, as Sani Wada dey hustle for spiritual wisdom, wahala carry am enter one future 'Pilgrimage to the East' WhatsApp group by mistake. E be like say na ordinary glitch, but Sani no even know say na fate dey work.

After Sani read plenty plot breakdowns and spoilers for there—some people even dey drop story like say dem be Baba Ijebu—the monkey head just reset: that stubborn, yeye monkey wey no dey hear word, suddenly calm like river after heavy rain, begin dey study with all him heart, and focus like tomorrow no dey. The thing surprise everybody for hill—who go believe say monkey fit mellow like that? He turn master for how to blend, even ordinary squirrel no sabi hide reach am. E fit blend for crowd like pepper for jollof—unless you taste am, you no go know.

Sani remember the day dem drag am for group—"if you no sabi, go learn!" Since that shame, e no dey play again. Before you know, that title 'Great Sage Equal to Heaven' just fade like old poster for sun. Instead, everybody dey hail 'Sani Wada, king of hiding, wey sabi all the magical skills for heaven but dey waka jeje.' Him fit dey inside crowd, you no go even notice say na him dey there, but if wahala show, na there you go see original.

Even Mama Sikiru wey dey sell groundnut for gate, dey gossip, "This monkey don see something, I swear."