Chapter 6: The Worst Text Ever Sent
I went for the direct approach: [Dr. Hart, would it be a crime if I kissed you without warning?] Half-flirty, half-serious, all reckless.
He shot back: [Yes.] Law professor energy: consistent.
[But what if I did it anyway?] I shouldn’t have enjoyed typing that as much as I did.
[Don't break the law on purpose.] He was the walking embodiment of a warning label.
Even on Messenger, Dr. Hart was just as terse as in person—few words, easy to kill a conversation. Maybe he just didn't want to talk to me. Or maybe restraint was his native tongue.
But I didn't think that was it. If he really wanted to ignore me, he wouldn't have revealed he knew me, or sent that message in class. There was a thread here; I could feel it.
I still thought there was a chance. Hope is annoyingly resilient.
I went for the heavy artillery: [Dr. Hart, what type of woman do you like?] I braced for another monosyllable.
[Whatever comes my way.]
I pressed on: [Dr. Hart, need a wife?] Yes, I re-sent the chaos.
He replied coldly: [I don't do marriage.] Consistency is a brand.
I wouldn't give up: [You sure you don't want to reconsider? What about just dating?] I threw him the smaller commitment.
[No interest.] Thud. The sound of my hopes face-planting.
Just then, my best friend messaged me: Comic relief arrived right on cue.
[Had my cat spayed today, now it won't talk to me.] She had a way of making everything sound dramatic.
[Did you get fixed?]
A panicked thought crashed through my mind as soon as I hit send. Five minutes later, I realized my mistake. In that time, I'd been chatting with my friend about her cat. Meanwhile, my other conversation had a grenade in it.
When I opened Dr. Hart's chat, I was mortified. I wanted to crawl into the nearest shoe.
He hadn't replied for a long time. Silence, eloquently damning.
I quickly apologized. I stacked sorry upon sorry like sandbags against a flood.
After ten minutes, he finally sent one word: [Mm.] The blandest possible acknowledgment, carrying both forgiveness and annoyance.
That "mm" could mean a lot—maybe he was fine with it, maybe he was annoyed. It lived squarely in the valley of ambiguity.
To make up for it, I decided to invite Dr. Hart to dinner in person. Two birds with one stone—I'm a genius. Also, cowardly via text; brave in person.










