Hollywood’s Sleepiest Star: I’m Actually a Koala

Waking up as a koala in the body of a struggling actress was not on my Hollywood bucket list. Online scandals, set disasters, and eucalyptus cravings turn me into a viral sensation, but every nap and headline only pull me deeper into the chaos of stardom. With a brain stuck between animal instincts and internet fame, I stumble through fan wars, on-set slapstick, and a slow-burn romance with Hollywood’s most untouchable leading man. Carter is gorgeous, infuriating, and—somehow—knows exactly how to wrangle my wildest quirks. As our on-screen chemistry ignites, the whole world ships us, but my heart still remembers a boy from my koala days. Now, every meme, every blunder, and every behind-the-scenes secret could make or break our shot at something real. When reality TV, public scandals, and the truth about our past collide, can I finally learn to live—and love—like a human? Or will my old habits and Hollywood’s spotlight leave me sleepwalking through the biggest role of my life?